Wow, Kim, ahem, those pants, they are , well, so flattering on you. There’s nothing like looking good as the best breakup revenge now is there. So I’m guessing you aren’t trying to get revenge then. How very big of you.
So you don’t see a lot of pics of Rob Dyrdek out and about which is why I had to post this one of him at the Tag Body Spray Party last night in West Hollywood. Rob is my random crush based solely on personality, which is a phrase you may never hear me say again because normally I am as shallow as a kiddy pool when it comes to guys.
I kid, I kid.
Dear Frankie Jonas,
You are NOT in the Jonas Brothers band. I am sorry you are the little, forgotten one (aka the Randy Jackson of the fam) but that is no excuse for you to dress like you rolled around in their closets and popped out wearing whatever smelled clean. Now be a good boy and tell Joe and Nick to call me. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Every girl in the world
Disney Darlings Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez attent the event “A Summer Soiree – The Magic of Mentoring” at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel this past weekend. Looking good Tis, the new hair suits you. Brunettes are always hotter than blondes, welcome to the dark side. <insert evil laugh here>