Jessica Alba, I love you. I do. But you look terrible! That dress, that hair, the shoes. I am disappointed. You haven’t starred in a movie in so long. This was your comeback red carpet and you look like a wet bird. I am sad.

On the other hand, Anne Hathaway looks gorgeous! OK well, the dress is gorgeous (her hair would have looked better down) but we’ll take what we can get. Kudos Hath!

Valentines Day opens Friday.