Sarah Jessica Parker took the award for my favorite look of the night in vintage Chanel.


Kristen Stewart surprisingly made it on my best dressed list thanks to her gorgeous navy blue Monique Lhullier. This gown is beautiful and was sort of wasted on her pasty, awkward, bad acting, and bad hair’ed self.


Miley, oh Miley. You have the WORST posture, the most annoying voice, and you shouldn’t be at the Oscars to begin with BUT you always have a great dress! It’s so bittersweet. This Jenny Packham is flawless. And Miley’s makeup was gorgeous while her hair, was “eh”. This was probably my second fav of the night.


Rachel, stunning. The watercolor feel of this sweetheart cut Elie Saab Haute Couture was captivating. The chandelier earrings, and one big cocktail ring were the perfect accessories. Love, love, love.


For my best dressed male, I chose Robert Downey Jr. It’s very hard to pick a “best dressed” for men since they all wear basically the same thing with slight variations unnoticeable unless you have a skilled eye. However, Robert’s bright aqua bow tie and black kicks are refreshing and youthful. He could stand to lose the blue shades but whatever, they matched.


And finally, the Zef. He is on here just because, well, he needs to be seen. Looking ever so handsome as always, Zac attended the show solo (without fug, girlfriend V-hudge) thank God. Im not digging his new spiky hair so much but damn, this is a good pic.

So the Academy Awards are here again and before we set forth into an evening of ooh’s and aah’s and whathef*cks. I would like to just reminisce a bit on one of my favorite Oscar gowns of all time, and one of my least.

Charlize Theron’s 2006 John Galliano for Christian Dior gown took my breath away when I saw it, and although many people hate it- something about the color, structure and overall look makes me still hold it as one of my favorites.

And for the worst, I crown Jessica Biel with the honor. I remember first thinking, “why is Jessica Biel at the Oscars??” and then second “What the hell is going on with her dress?!” Not only is this Prada gown a nightmare due to it being ill fitting and sloppy, but her hair is all crazy looking too! Her stylist deserved an epic fail.