I for one am incredibly sick of Kim Kardashian. Even her name, how it rolls off the tongue and is quite literally in every sentence uttered by those uber important celebrity gossip pundits; Ryan Seacrest, Harvey Levin, and the
like < insert eye roll here<. First of all she tries tooooo hard. I have never seen anyone in my life wear so much makeup and hair extensions at every moment of every day. At least Khloe and Kourtney keep it real. But back to the question at hand, why is she at the Screen Actor Guild Awards?? I see her everywhere as it is, I don’t want her squeezing her fat ass into my accredited award shows. Stick to the MTV Awards and Teen Choice Awards where you belong KK. And PS. This is not your finest look I’m sorry to say, I would stay away from the purple, that is unless you were going for the Barney look.

The 2011 Golden Globes had a lot of hits in terms of fashion. Below are a few of my favorites. The theme of the evening was neutral tones and a lot of green (which I loved).

Amy Adams in Marchesa

Anne Hathaway in Armani Prive

Catherine Zeta Jones in Versace

Claire Danes in Calvin Klein

Gia Mantegna (Miss Golden Globess) in Lorena Sarbu

Mila Kunis in Vera Wang

Tomorrow, well technically tonight, are the Golden Globes. Up for Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor are Jesse Eisneberg and my new #1 celeb boyfriend Andrew Garfield. The categories are as follows:


Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Jesse Eisenberg, “The Social Network”
Colin Firth, “The King’s Speech”
James Franco, “127 Hours”
Ryan Gosling, “Blue Valentine”
Mark Wahlberg, “The Fighter”


Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Christian Bale, “The Fighter”
Michael Douglas, “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps”
Andrew Garfield, “The Social Network”
Jeremy Renner, “The Town”
Geoffrey Rush, “The King’s Speech”


The early predictions seem to forecast the winners being Christian Bale for The Fighter (understandably, even though I will still be rooting for Andrew) and Colin Firth for Best Actor in The Kings Speech. I really believe Jesse Eisenberg did an amazing job playing Mark Zuckerberg. I will truly be upset if he doesn’t win considering the extent that which he nailed an extremely difficult character. In the end though I am just happy both boys were nominated. They deserve it.

Photo Courtesy of Splash News


My girl Farrah Abraham, of 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom fame (my fav shows), has apparently used some of that MTV paycheck to give her bosom a boost.
The 19 year old seen in Orlando, Fl recently seems to definitely have had plastic surgery to enhance and enlarge her breasts. Farrah was an aspiring model at one point and from the above undated photo from a modeling job her breasts seem to be at least 2 cups smaller. Although she is quite young, it is good to see that she didn’t get carried away like another MTV reality starlet that need not be mentioned.

“The Lo Down” !? Lo Bosworth wrote a book? And more importantly people went to her book signing? What is this world coming to? The worlds most uninteresting person Audrina Patridge has her own show that has just starting filming and now Lo the boring bitch Bosworth, who rides the coat tails of her bff Lauren Conrad, follows LC’s footsteps with a book.

TV shows, books, clothing lines, I mean while we are at this nonsense lets just start handing out Nobel Prizes too. “Snookie get over here, your first in line!”


**Update- I searched “The Lo Down” to see what it was even about and apparently it is a dating and relationship guide. Umm like I want advice on dating from a 23 year old. I still haven’t figured this shit out and Im 27. Talk to me in like 10 years girl.

So in my best Jerry Seinfeld impression I ask “What’s the deal with Suri Cruise?”
I ask this because ever since this child was born her parents, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, have never dressed her in appropriate clothing. Pay attention now that I mention it. I have seen countless photos of Katie carrying her through snow and rain and Suri never had a jacket on while Katie did. Now today is the last straw, and I had to post about it.
Look at what Katies wearing. Look at all the people in the backgrounds clothing. Note that it is December in NYC (where this pic was taken), and then notice that Suri Cruise has no pants on.

WTF is the deal? Alien Child I tell you. Science experiment daughter made by crazy Tom Cruise in his home Scientology lab or something. Yep, thats it. Mystery solved.

So Yahoo! news is reporting that my boyfriend, actually EX boyfriend, (since he bares a striking resemblance to someone I no longer want to remember) was kicked off his flight from NYC -where he was photographed above- to Kentucky. Apparently this was over him refusing to turn his Blackberry off for takeoff??? According to the article it states

“Upon the attendant’s third request, Duhamel reportedly laughed. At that point, the still-grounded plane left the runway and headed back to the gate — further delaying the flight and reportedly angering other passengers.”

A fellow passenger was also quoted saying he was “very rude” and “taunting”. And eventually two officers later boarded and escorted him off. I find this all very hard to believe as I have met Josh a few times and he is always very polite and sweet. But there must be some validity in this as a rep for Duhamel told TMZ he is sorry and he was just texting about the flight being delayed.
I am embarrassed for Josh right now, almost like I am embarrassed for him that he walks around married to Fergie Fugly Face.

Are you kidding me with this!? In what is perhaps the craziest, and stupidest reality show premise yet, the supposed mistresses of celebrities Tiger Woods, Ashton Kutcher and Reggie Bush will be focused on in a show called “Celebrity Mistresses Starting Over” where they will receive plastic surgery in aims to “start over, reinvent themselves, find true love, and live happily ever after”.


Among the mistresses are two of Tiger Woods gal pals, Joslyn James and Jamie Jungers, Reggie Bush’s supposal side dish January Gessert, and Ashton Kutcher’s alleged fling, Brittany Jones. The girls will be getting everything from Botox to butt lifts. If you look at some of these chicks they neeeeeeeed plastic surgery thats for sure but they in no way need 15 more minutes of fame. Damn.


Cosmetic Surgery seems to be the new trend in reality shows with Mistresses being preceded by Bridalplasty on E!.

Last night was the “US Weekly’s Hot Hollywood “Stars Who Care” ” event In LA and I find it very curious as to what they care about. Clearly its not animals or animal cruelty since Chris Brown and Aubrey O’Day showed up in fur. I mean duh, of course one needs a fur backpack, and especially at a red carpet event. Some poor little fuzzy, snuggly creature died so Chris Brown could carry around a uber fancy Jansport with no apparent need.
And Aubrey O’Day. My first question is 1) Why are you still relevant enough to be at this party and 2) That dress is a joke right?
So congrats US Weekly for throwing a wonderful, philanthropic bash honoring “Stars( Aubrey?) Who Care (about killing animals for fashion?)” quite a party!

Sometimes I really question the credibility of Heidi Klum getting to host and judge Project Runway. It’s almost as if she has no fashion sense at all. -Just another question to add to the arsenal that I will die trying to figure out.
This is her at the AFI screening of “Black Swan” last night in Hollywood, yeah that’s right, last night, not 1995 as you may have assumed thanks in part to this heinous dress.