Shannon Brown, Derek Fisher, Kobe Bryant, and George Lopez


At the height of awards season here, don’t expect The Cartoon Network to allow themselves to be left out of the mix.
They have held their own “Hall of Game” Awards show which took place yesterday in Santa Monica and will air this Friday. The awards were all sports related and such accolades as; He’s Got Game (best male athlete) and Gnarliest Newb (Best Rookie) etc. were given out.
I mean, I love sports awards shows because where else to you get all the most awesome athletes in one room, but Cartoon Network? Random. Oh well, I’ll take it. And Kobe better take that “He’s Got Game” award.

This picture made my day, hope it brings a smile to your face as well, because it is so bizarre.

*Bieber and Ozzy are filming a commercial for Best Buy that I believe will air during the SuperBowl.

I for one am incredibly sick of Kim Kardashian. Even her name, how it rolls off the tongue and is quite literally in every sentence uttered by those uber important celebrity gossip pundits; Ryan Seacrest, Harvey Levin, and the
like < insert eye roll here<. First of all she tries tooooo hard. I have never seen anyone in my life wear so much makeup and hair extensions at every moment of every day. At least Khloe and Kourtney keep it real. But back to the question at hand, why is she at the Screen Actor Guild Awards?? I see her everywhere as it is, I don’t want her squeezing her fat ass into my accredited award shows. Stick to the MTV Awards and Teen Choice Awards where you belong KK. And PS. This is not your finest look I’m sorry to say, I would stay away from the purple, that is unless you were going for the Barney look.

So I am 27 years old. But feel free to call me Grandma.

As a twenty-something you might think I would see a show of this sort of nature as cool and modern, but as an incredibly conservative person I am appalled and did nothing short of filing an FCC complaint when I saw only previews of this show Skins on MTV. A show like this would be fine on Showtime or HBO (although shows built upon sex don’t appeal to me as entertainment in the slightest and I don’t understand the necessity of it). Anyway, MTV’s demographic is somewhere between 14 and 20 I’m sure, and thats where I have a problem. This is the exact age of people who should not be watching this show. It portrays being a teen whore and doing drugs as ample ways to spend a friday evening. Now regardless if teens do this sort of thing anyway ( as I am not far off from that age and remember it well) I can’t imagine the level of increase in this behavior that would have resulted from a show like this being on to tell us we were simply doing what was normal across the teen board of America. Puh-leeze. Get this shit off tv. I can only brace myself for what will be on TV in 20 years at this rate.
But as I saw today on Yahoo news I am not the only one disgusted. In the article among the mention of ads being pulled and general moral outcry there was also statements like ;


“According to a story on the front page of today’s New York Times, executives at the network have expressed concerns that content in forthcoming episodes could expose the company to charges of child pornography. ”


Thats right Skins, your shows done. Don’t let the door kick you in your bad role model asses. Peace.

Are you kidding me with this!? In what is perhaps the craziest, and stupidest reality show premise yet, the supposed mistresses of celebrities Tiger Woods, Ashton Kutcher and Reggie Bush will be focused on in a show called “Celebrity Mistresses Starting Over” where they will receive plastic surgery in aims to “start over, reinvent themselves, find true love, and live happily ever after”.


Among the mistresses are two of Tiger Woods gal pals, Joslyn James and Jamie Jungers, Reggie Bush’s supposal side dish January Gessert, and Ashton Kutcher’s alleged fling, Brittany Jones. The girls will be getting everything from Botox to butt lifts. If you look at some of these chicks they neeeeeeeed plastic surgery thats for sure but they in no way need 15 more minutes of fame. Damn.


Cosmetic Surgery seems to be the new trend in reality shows with Mistresses being preceded by Bridalplasty on E!.

So it’s that time of year again, time for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
I love to sit down in front of my TV in my sweats year after year and feel bad about myself.
And each year I vow to make hay of my youth, and start walking around in bras and wings just cause I can, and should- while my body hasn’t been taken over by age and baby production, yet I never do.
So come November 30 when the show airs, you can count on the fact that I will be watching in my baggy t-shirt, hair-tied back, telling myself I only have a few good years left in me and I need to start wearing body glitter like them.
Yep, thats exactly what I will be thinking.

Dear Ke$ha,
You are not Lady Gaga.
Give it up.
Love,
Everyone in the world.

Kid Cudi on David Letterman tonight! Homeboy is coming up on the scene with his first major talk show appearance. Here he is arriving to the shows taping today in NYC

So I had the pleasure of sitting 4 feet away from this nonsense as it went down last night at Boudoir in West Hollywood. The event was for the launch of Doctrine Denim and all the guys (and gals) from dancing with the stars were there. See how bad ass they are throwing up the deuces. Barf.
Anyway, I love me some Situation but the amount of attention he got was unreal. You’d have thought Brad Pitt was sitting there with all the cameras in his face. I got pushed back by dudes, DUDES trying to get a closer spot near him. That’s OK though, I get it. Situation is hilarious and quite possibly one of the best characters to come from a reality show ever. But these other guys. That’s where I have a problem. They think they are soooo damn cool. Newsflash. You ain’t. Thats why I am not even mentioning your names in this post. In the words of Kelso, “BURN!”

When I first heard of the show Sister Wives I was disgusted and couldn’t believe a real life polygamy show was put on the air. My mind couldn’t comprehend the fact that women could share their husband like it ain’t no thang.
But then I heard an interesting argument on Good Day LA today relating this scenario to that of gay marriage.
If their “unconventional” love makes them happy, and isn’t hurting anyone, why should it bother us?

I took that in for a moment, and honestly, when you put it that way, I guess it’s cool.
What are your thoughts?