Ok, so I was flipping through my magazine this morning when I came across and ad for a new HBO show. In  the ad’s picture was my boyfriend Kid Cudi. I was like “oh hell naw, my boo didn’t tell me he was in a new show!” But then I remembered him saying he was getting into acting and had a show coming out and here it is. “How to make it in America”- Honestly, I don’t know if its something I would have watched if Cudi wasn’t in it but come Sun February 14th when the show debuts at 10pm on HBO I will be watching it. But isn’t that Valentines day you ask? Shouldn’t I have amazing plans to be drinking champagne and eating strawberries or whatever else people in love do together? Well NO, I won’t be. I will probably be doing the champagne drinking part, but I will be doing it in bed. Watching Cudi on the tv because he is effing cooler than any guy I have ever dated anyway. Snap!

So I know Gabourey Sidibe is new to the whole red carpet/awards show circuit and I am sure she was coached as to how to stand so that the camera get’s the best shot, (hands on the hips is a popular option) but with her height and weight, someone should have realized she was bound to look like a damn Sumo wrestler. I’m sorry. It had it be said. I have a lot of pent up aggression due to numerous nights spent watching Jersey Shore and the Bad Girls Club so you do the math. I am liable to pick a fight with this ginormous girl too. So lets be glad that all I said was words, because sticks and stones people, sticks and stones.

If you haven’t already please make a $10 donation to The Red Cross Haiti Relief Fund by texting “HAITI” to 90999. Above is a map in which each states percentage of donations is shown. Lets step it up as a whole. We have all experienced some sort of devastation via natural disaster before, yet nothing on the level that Haiti is on now.

Look at this shirt! Effing so rad. Except I say we add Jay-Z right in that blank spot in the center. Then this would be the greatest shirt of all time. Too bad this is a men’s shirt and only comes in Large, X-Large and XX-Large. Like wtf, little girls want to rock this shiz too!

Buy it at Karmaloop.com

You know what really grinds my gears…well a lot of things. But for starters these “gifting suites” for “celebrities”. Like celebrities don’t have enough shit as it is or enough money to buy the things they may not already have. So they create these gifting lounges where stars are loaded up with swag and free stuff and get their picture taken- like I am supposed to want to run out and buy it because so and so is wearing it. Please. Is this the world we live in? For example, this Demi Lovato chick below. She is 17, 1-7! and she looks 30. Every pic I see of her she looks like a burnt out 30 year old I swear. Sad. Anyway, she gets free Marc Jacobs sunglasses at this Solstice gifting suite held for the Golden Globes because she is in some lame ass Disney show. And I just want you to know, that I couldn’t care less about what sunglasses she wears. I in fact, will boycott these glasses ’cause she is wearing them. Take that PR person who came up with this marketing ploy! HA!

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Why does the entertainment industry insist on making movies like this? Movies that put false hope and ideals into girls’ minds (and maybe even boys’ minds). “Letter #33″ Puh-leeze. In my experience I can’t even get a text message returned from the douchebags, men, boys I’ve dealt with in this terrible game called “Love”. I guess that’s the point of movies, and books, and songs…to escape. To pretend that maybe, for a second, one day, it could be like that for you, for me… for all of us.
But I know better. So enjoy the movie, cry, cheer when they end up happily- ever- after, and leave the theater with faith that you one day will have a love story like that to tell. And most importantly, take it for what its worth…entertainment.


*on a lighter note, I am however obsessed with the song at the end of the trailer. Its called Set Fire to The Third Bar by Snow Patrol. It’s old, but really good.

Dear John opens February 5th.

So, guess who I met (again) last night? Yep. The King himself. Mr. How can anyone be that hot.
Josh Duhamel.
He was drinking Miller Lights and wearing these same shoes he wore 3 days ago in Miami. He was also wearing that gosh darn wedding ring of his though, so you know, dreams don’t come completely true.

So I welcome 2010 with open arms. I am going into this year with a different mentality and I am leaving my baggage at the door. What happened in 2009 will stay there. I will learn from it but stop living in its shadows. As we enter this new decade with all the hope, anticipation, resolutions, and better outlooks, I have a bit of New Years advice for you.- Some things a person will just never know, or understand, and you need to accept that and let it go. BUT, you can, I repeat can, hold with you one. One you will die wondering, cringe questioning, and look yourself in the mirror and say “really?” and that question my friend for me is still, Why the hell is Josh with Fergie?!?

This CD is amazing and everyone should go buy Man on the Moon and/or try to catch him touring with Lady Gaga.


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Just when I was about to talk shit about how not one noteworthy star showed up to the MTV Europe Awards (besides Beyonce) I came across this heavenly photo. The dashing duo themselves, Joe and Nick Jonas. Props to the camera guy for getting a shot without weirdo Kevin.


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