“The Lo Down” !? Lo Bosworth wrote a book? And more importantly people went to her book signing? What is this world coming to? The worlds most uninteresting person Audrina Patridge has her own show that has just starting filming and now Lo the boring bitch Bosworth, who rides the coat tails of her bff Lauren Conrad, follows LC’s footsteps with a book.

TV shows, books, clothing lines, I mean while we are at this nonsense lets just start handing out Nobel Prizes too. “Snookie get over here, your first in line!”


**Update- I searched “The Lo Down” to see what it was even about and apparently it is a dating and relationship guide. Umm like I want advice on dating from a 23 year old. I still haven’t figured this shit out and Im 27. Talk to me in like 10 years girl.

So in my best Jerry Seinfeld impression I ask “What’s the deal with Suri Cruise?”
I ask this because ever since this child was born her parents, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, have never dressed her in appropriate clothing. Pay attention now that I mention it. I have seen countless photos of Katie carrying her through snow and rain and Suri never had a jacket on while Katie did. Now today is the last straw, and I had to post about it.
Look at what Katies wearing. Look at all the people in the backgrounds clothing. Note that it is December in NYC (where this pic was taken), and then notice that Suri Cruise has no pants on.

WTF is the deal? Alien Child I tell you. Science experiment daughter made by crazy Tom Cruise in his home Scientology lab or something. Yep, thats it. Mystery solved.

So Yahoo! news is reporting that my boyfriend, actually EX boyfriend, (since he bares a striking resemblance to someone I no longer want to remember) was kicked off his flight from NYC -where he was photographed above- to Kentucky. Apparently this was over him refusing to turn his Blackberry off for takeoff??? According to the article it states

“Upon the attendant’s third request, Duhamel reportedly laughed. At that point, the still-grounded plane left the runway and headed back to the gate — further delaying the flight and reportedly angering other passengers.”

A fellow passenger was also quoted saying he was “very rude” and “taunting”. And eventually two officers later boarded and escorted him off. I find this all very hard to believe as I have met Josh a few times and he is always very polite and sweet. But there must be some validity in this as a rep for Duhamel told TMZ he is sorry and he was just texting about the flight being delayed.
I am embarrassed for Josh right now, almost like I am embarrassed for him that he walks around married to Fergie Fugly Face.

Are you kidding me with this!? In what is perhaps the craziest, and stupidest reality show premise yet, the supposed mistresses of celebrities Tiger Woods, Ashton Kutcher and Reggie Bush will be focused on in a show called “Celebrity Mistresses Starting Over” where they will receive plastic surgery in aims to “start over, reinvent themselves, find true love, and live happily ever after”.


Among the mistresses are two of Tiger Woods gal pals, Joslyn James and Jamie Jungers, Reggie Bush’s supposal side dish January Gessert, and Ashton Kutcher’s alleged fling, Brittany Jones. The girls will be getting everything from Botox to butt lifts. If you look at some of these chicks they neeeeeeeed plastic surgery thats for sure but they in no way need 15 more minutes of fame. Damn.


Cosmetic Surgery seems to be the new trend in reality shows with Mistresses being preceded by Bridalplasty on E!.

Last night was the “US Weekly’s Hot Hollywood “Stars Who Care” ” event In LA and I find it very curious as to what they care about. Clearly its not animals or animal cruelty since Chris Brown and Aubrey O’Day showed up in fur. I mean duh, of course one needs a fur backpack, and especially at a red carpet event. Some poor little fuzzy, snuggly creature died so Chris Brown could carry around a uber fancy Jansport with no apparent need.
And Aubrey O’Day. My first question is 1) Why are you still relevant enough to be at this party and 2) That dress is a joke right?
So congrats US Weekly for throwing a wonderful, philanthropic bash honoring “Stars( Aubrey?) Who Care (about killing animals for fashion?)” quite a party!

Sometimes I really question the credibility of Heidi Klum getting to host and judge Project Runway. It’s almost as if she has no fashion sense at all. -Just another question to add to the arsenal that I will die trying to figure out.
This is her at the AFI screening of “Black Swan” last night in Hollywood, yeah that’s right, last night, not 1995 as you may have assumed thanks in part to this heinous dress.

Zac Efron is filming his new movie “The Lucky One” in New Orleans right now and this is a shot of him on set yesterday looking buffed up! His character is Logan Thibault, a Marine Sergeant, in this Nicholas Sparks adaptation. We all know I can’t watch many Zef movies as well as Josh Duhamel movies as they are too painful. I can’t handle the hotness level. But maybe, just maybe I will see this one

So it’s that time of year again, time for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
I love to sit down in front of my TV in my sweats year after year and feel bad about myself.
And each year I vow to make hay of my youth, and start walking around in bras and wings just cause I can, and should- while my body hasn’t been taken over by age and baby production, yet I never do.
So come November 30 when the show airs, you can count on the fact that I will be watching in my baggy t-shirt, hair-tied back, telling myself I only have a few good years left in me and I need to start wearing body glitter like them.
Yep, thats exactly what I will be thinking.

So my Daily Fave for this beautiful Monday is from none other than Forevs. What a great versatile ruffled top this is. Dress it up or dress it down, you can’t go wrong. And marked down to $6.99, it’s an uber steal!


Ruffle Hem silk top $6.99

It’s Haley Joel Osment! At his new film’s “Montana Amazon” New York premiere the other night. Wow. I love Haley Joel Osment. In honor of Haley I am going to use this post to officially make today “Pay it Forward” day.
So go out there and do some good!