Dear Ke$ha,
You are not Lady Gaga.
Give it up.
Love,
Everyone in the world.

After rapping up his “Lightdreams and Nightmares” tour Saturday night in Vegas, Drake showed up to Lil’ Wayne’s party Sun night in Miami looking fresh and fancy. Oh you fancy huh?

Lil’ Wayne is free at last! and after his “surprise” performance at Drake’s Vegas show Saturday night he headed to Miami to party his lil tattoo’d ass off. Look at him rollin’ in, he’s probably thinkin up new verses right there, they go “these bitches I am walkin’ into my party with are tore up, but at least I’m free so fill up my wayne cup, weezy is outta the cell and ready to give all ya’ll hell, ha ,ha ” << (that right there is why my dream to be a rapper is a stale one).
Anyway, so happy Wayne is out. Looking forward to him being back in the game.

ps. if you don’t get my “weezin the juice” reference in my title, I feel bad for you. Stoney Rules!

Kid Cudi on David Letterman tonight! Homeboy is coming up on the scene with his first major talk show appearance. Here he is arriving to the shows taping today in NYC

Adrienne Bailon celebrated her 27th b-day party last night in NYC with a pretty awesome group of guests including Drake, Fabolous, Vinny Guadagnino (Jersey Shore), Selita Eubanks and more. I am not an Adrienne Bailon fan in the least, in fact I am not really sure why she remains to be famous. I mean the “Cheetah Girls” gimme a break. But having Drake stroll into your b-day party makes you 10 times cooler. So for today Adrienne you are cool… by association.

So I had the pleasure of sitting 4 feet away from this nonsense as it went down last night at Boudoir in West Hollywood. The event was for the launch of Doctrine Denim and all the guys (and gals) from dancing with the stars were there. See how bad ass they are throwing up the deuces. Barf.
Anyway, I love me some Situation but the amount of attention he got was unreal. You’d have thought Brad Pitt was sitting there with all the cameras in his face. I got pushed back by dudes, DUDES trying to get a closer spot near him. That’s OK though, I get it. Situation is hilarious and quite possibly one of the best characters to come from a reality show ever. But these other guys. That’s where I have a problem. They think they are soooo damn cool. Newsflash. You ain’t. Thats why I am not even mentioning your names in this post. In the words of Kelso, “BURN!”

Sun Chips is ditching its AWESOME bio-degradable bags because all the complainers in America thought they were too loud. Gimme a break. We have one chip company doing something really great-selling their product in a bag that will benefit our environment- and what do we do? Bitch about it.
Thanks to facebook pages like “SORRY BUT I CANT HEAR YOUR OVER THIS SUN CHIPS BAG“ Frito Lay has decided to change the bags back to the original packaging.
We should be shamed of ourselves.
More so though Frito Lay should have just said “yeah its loud- deal with it”

When I first heard of the show Sister Wives I was disgusted and couldn’t believe a real life polygamy show was put on the air. My mind couldn’t comprehend the fact that women could share their husband like it ain’t no thang.
But then I heard an interesting argument on Good Day LA today relating this scenario to that of gay marriage.
If their “unconventional” love makes them happy, and isn’t hurting anyone, why should it bother us?

I took that in for a moment, and honestly, when you put it that way, I guess it’s cool.
What are your thoughts?

Am I the only one who questions the legitimacy of Lauren Conrad as an author? I mean this girl has put out four books now in the span of a year and a half. I’ve been trying to write a book myself for about six months now and I am on paragraph 2.

Lauren was also a rather dull personality and although that’s not to say she can’t very well be a creative ingenue with a pen- but I don’t know, I don’t buy it. And therefore I don’t buy her books.

Here she is hawking the latest one, creatively titled “Sugar and Spice” . blah.

Justin at The Social Network Press Conference


If Justin Timberlake wasn’t “JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE” I would think this was the nerdiest, most unattractive guy ever. JT what happened here?? I’m scared!

It’s the beginning of the end my friends. With the way this summer was so cold and today ( the end of Sept.) is so damn hot that I am wearing a bathing suit, sitting next to a fan while typing this, and now, Justin T is looking all fugly.


When Justin’s looks go…..we all go.