Mary-Kate attended the “Holy Rollers” premiere last night in New York (I am assuming because sister Ashley’s boyfriend, Justin Bartha, is in the film) and I don’t know where to begin.
With this outfit of leopard, fringe, overdone accessories and ill-fitting pants she looks like someone’s crazy Aunt Pearl who smokes 2 packs a day and loves to break out her Tarot cards at family gatherings. She probably rolled up to the premiere in her 87′ Le Sabre I’m sure, with a Garfield doll suction-cupped to the back window. Oh yeah. Everyone loves Aunt Pearl. She always has gum.

Mary Kate Olsen hit up the Otarian Restaurant Grand Opening in New York tonight toting what is apparently Elaine Benes’s backpack. Its like she reached back to 1993 and dragged that sucker to the present time red carpet. I’m not going to say it looks bad (’cause it is clearly self evident). But let it be known now, that this is probably a new trend in it’s infancy. Fashion is a recycling system and therefore we have been expecting a backpack revival, clearly that time has come. Brace yourself.

Here are my favorite fashionistas Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen at last nights Style Awards in London. Ashley as well all know is my fave and my fashion icon but she’s not being very iconic tonight. And Mary Kate is way too covered up for her age. Girl, show a little skin while you can, one day you will have to cover every inch of your body thanks to gravity so let’s not do it now. Sheesh.